"Things i wish i could say to customers but can’t" the first installment of "I haven’t even worked at Starbucks for a full month please give me a break" the trilogy, starring dave strider
i’m somewhere between wanting a tattoo and ‘what the fuck do i want on me for the rest of my life’
I just don’t understand what people want Taylor Swift to write songs about? Cats? Ikea? Biochemistry?
Ok, so every time I read the episode title for episode two of American Horror Story: Freak Show I always read it as “Massacres and Manatees" instead of "Massacres and Matinees" and would think "alright, that’s bizarre, they’re really pushing the whole Florida thing…" to only realise it was Matinees.
So here’s a doodle dedicated to my blunder.