The Tell Tale Heart Beats

The Tell Tale Heart Beats

comcasting:

My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard

comcasting:

My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard

(via toocooltobehipster)

shubbabang:

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"Things i wish i could say to customers but can’t" the first installment of "I haven’t even worked at Starbucks for a full month please give me a break" the trilogy, starring dave strider 

(via coffeeandcastiel)

officialwhitegirls:

goodenoughforjazz:

crippled-sanity:

me when food is ready

u can change which way he is running with ur mind

now why would you say something like that

officialwhitegirls:

goodenoughforjazz:

crippled-sanity:

me when food is ready

u can change which way he is running with ur mind

now why would you say something like that

(via coffeeandcastiel)

vinebox:

When straight guys eat a banana 

(via regirocked)

nagisahazukiswimclub:

straight boys a summary 
nagisahazukiswimclub:

straight boys a summary 
nagisahazukiswimclub:

straight boys a summary 
nagisahazukiswimclub:

straight boys a summary 

nagisahazukiswimclub:

straight boys a summary 

(via heavensknightofhell)

rayyleww:

Sisters of the Moon: Stevie Nicks and Haim
***MIND BLOWN***
(new york times)

rayyleww:

Sisters of the Moon: Stevie Nicks and Haim

***MIND BLOWN***

(new york times)

(via brickbibrick)

thewalkingwhatever:

superblys:

#THAT IS A CARDBOARD CUTOUT OF ZAC EFRON #WHAT DID ZAC EFRON DO TO DESERVE MABEL’S WRATH?? #I MUST KNOW (via auraofdawn)

his head wasnt in the game
thewalkingwhatever:

superblys:

#THAT IS A CARDBOARD CUTOUT OF ZAC EFRON #WHAT DID ZAC EFRON DO TO DESERVE MABEL’S WRATH?? #I MUST KNOW (via auraofdawn)

his head wasnt in the game
thewalkingwhatever:

superblys:

#THAT IS A CARDBOARD CUTOUT OF ZAC EFRON #WHAT DID ZAC EFRON DO TO DESERVE MABEL’S WRATH?? #I MUST KNOW (via auraofdawn)

his head wasnt in the game
thewalkingwhatever:

superblys:

#THAT IS A CARDBOARD CUTOUT OF ZAC EFRON #WHAT DID ZAC EFRON DO TO DESERVE MABEL’S WRATH?? #I MUST KNOW (via auraofdawn)

his head wasnt in the game
h0odrich:

this looks like a man just got switched into a cats body and he’s having some self realization of the situation and he’s buggin
h0odrich:

this looks like a man just got switched into a cats body and he’s having some self realization of the situation and he’s buggin

h0odrich:

this looks like a man just got switched into a cats body and he’s having some self realization of the situation and he’s buggin

(via j0ye)

wtfeveridgaf:

jumpingbutnotforjoy:

Goth

Out of every pun and play on words I’ve seen on this site, this is the one that makes me so unreasonably angry.

wtfeveridgaf:

jumpingbutnotforjoy:

Goth

Out of every pun and play on words I’ve seen on this site, this is the one that makes me so unreasonably angry.

(via thefrogman)

zackisontumblr:

i’m somewhere between wanting a tattoo and ‘what the fuck do i want on me for the rest of my life’

(via socialjusticekoolaid)

4amthesecond-day:

I just don’t understand what people want Taylor Swift to write songs about? Cats? Ikea? Biochemistry?

(via brickbibrick)

jennifervanmeter:

Ok, so every time I read the episode title for episode two of American Horror Story: Freak Show I always read it as “Massacres and Manatees" instead of "Massacres and Matinees" and would think "alright, that’s bizarre, they’re really pushing the whole Florida thing…" to only realise it was Matinees.

So here’s a doodle dedicated to my blunder.

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(via spooky-gloria-mott)

poorhornycat:

sunscorchx:

Somebody tried to stump this squid by putting it in front of a background that its camouflage mechanisms could never hope to imitate…
So it turned itself transparent.

stick it to the man, Squid.

poorhornycat:

sunscorchx:

Somebody tried to stump this squid by putting it in front of a background that its camouflage mechanisms could never hope to imitate…

So it turned itself transparent.

stick it to the man, Squid.

(via screamingcrawfish)